It had a tendency to hold its breath, turn blue, and pass out.

"Evan felt his swollen cock twitch in desperation as she made that sound. His dick demanded to be let out, yearned to satisfy her like he could, to give to her just as she wanted, but he denied himself."

Any Time, Any Place — Felicia Chaste

the-world-is-a-corner:

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Uncle Walter’s had this song stuck in his head for the past couple of days, so he’s listened to it, like, 6 times.

And now it’s stuck in mine.

6 times… is… a lot?

tagged as: #when i get a song stuck in my head i usually have it in repeat for hours #i spent what #like three days #listening to thiscouldbeus on my mp4 Open video inline player #to and from work #so like #at least six hours.

I THOUGHT it was a lot.

Remind me to never, ever ride in a car with you. lol

Uncle Walter’s had this song stuck in his head for the past couple of days, so he’s listened to it, like, 6 times.

And now it’s stuck in mine.

Where are these people buying their hair care products???

"His cock stiffened as he inhaled the scent of her hair.”

Lethal Confessions — V.K. Sykes

The rest of the time she felt like a morally ambiguous muppet.

"His hot gaze fell to the abundant swells of creamy flesh over the bronze-colored bra. Feeling wicked and female, she unsnapped the clasp between the cups and parted the bra slowly. The bursh of air puckered her nipples to aching peaks."

Almost Perfect — Julie Ortolon

Making “art” out of Airheads.

Happy (late-in-the-day) Birthday, unclewalter23!

Followed by the mace to her ovaries and a battering ram to her uterus.

"Salim’s cock twitched in her hand, thrusting a new spear of arousal into her core."

Dragon Call — E.R. Davis

kami-del-antro:

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balinkim:

My brother is a senior in high school and his weirdo English teacher gave the class these terms lol

ok no i think this might just be the most important post i have ever seen

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this is relevant to your interests

I would love to see some of these make their way into romance novels! So much better than a lot of what’s used!

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Oh man if I wasn't all the way in Cali I'd be all over that in a heartbeat. But I hope someone who needs a place to stay finds their way to you. You guys sound like awesome people.

Listen, we’re serious about this. We’ve talked to the kids and UW and I have discussed it some more.

We have an actual apartment area in the house (separate entrance, private bath, living room and bedroom, plus kitchenette and storage room). But it needs a lot of work. So as long as the person’s willing to use the main kitchen at first, and help us fix the place up, it will eventually be a fully functional and separate apartment (again). We’ve got plenty of room in our driveway (totally off-street parking!), and we’re good at finding deals on cars (we’re not on a great bus route but within biking distance of a metro stop).

This could be an awesome opportunity for someone.

But don’t be fooled — we need a LOT of help. We probably wouldn’t make it onto an episode of hoarders, but it would be close. And some of it would be gross (you do NOT want to see The Boy’s bathroom). The place to stay is our only bargaining chip, and we can’t really make an official kind of arrangement with the place as it is.

But we’re decent and accepting people, and would treat someone like family.

So… California’s far away, but someone who needs a home could definitely do worse.

It is not unusual to lose control of one’s bodily functions upon explosion.

"She came undone. Her ass clenched around his fingers and her pussy released the juices of her desire. Silent screams echoed in her mind as she shattered into a million pieces and darkness covered her like a blanket. Time and space ceased to exist."

Cade — Liliana Hart

siberianchan:

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siberianchan:

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colettecapricious:

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siberianchan:

thegrimshapeofyoursmile:

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the-pizza-unicorn:

badromancenovelquotes:

We just bought a LOT of books.

I would buy them all.

Sorry, they’re already ours. :-P

Holy shit.

Elli, we need to travel to the U.S. and take up residence at Uncle Walters’ and The Girls’ place. Group travel. Big group.

Listen, if you’ll help clean the house, you can live here for free, eat our food, and read all our books. The trouble is getting someone in the door who won’t run screaming at the mess.

Don’t tempt me. :)

Listen, my house is a fucking pigsty. Anyone willing and able to help keep it clean is welcome to share in anything of mine.

Uncle Walter and I are both really good in bed, and not overly picky.

You got me at “food” and “books” and I think you only ask for someone who’ll help cleaning (which I am scaringly effective at, once I get into the swing).

… anything else is optional?

Oh, yeah, I was just throwing that as a possible incentive. :-P

But really, we’d just be happy to have the fucking house clean. UW does a lot, but I can’t do much at all physically, and the kids do pull their weight a lot, but there’s just too much to do.

… you know, considering how many teens on here have fucked up home situations or are kicked out, you actually could offer them a deal on that. “Come over, you get an accepting, funky place to stay until your life is sorted out. Would be nice if you’d help cleaning a bit but otherwise free of charge”.

Anyways, just let me wake up my bf and inform him I’ll emigrate.

You know, you’re right. All joking aside, we live in a nice neighborhood, on a large, private lot, in a suburb of DC (so there’s always something to do), in a progressive area, and we’re VERY open-minded people. We’re accepting and welcoming, and we’re damned accommodating people.

There are only 3 things:

1) You have to be a US citizen (sorry, I probably should have mentioned that, lol) or be willing to have your name given to the government if you’re a foreign national (It’s a requirement for UW’s job — he has to report foreign nationals that he interacts with so they don’t think he’s selling secrets or something). 

2) UW cannot know of, be aware of, or catch you doing anything illegal. He’s got no real moral opposition to things like drugs or underage drinking — it’s also a work thing.

3) No guns. It’s nothing personal, but we have 2 young kids.

So, seriously, if you know someone who needs a SAFE environment to stay, doesn’t mind kids and pets, and is willing to live in a pigsty until they can do a lot of cleaning, and help keep things clean after that, then we’re interested — send an ask or a message!

Male, female, anything in between, we don’t care.

We’re not vegetarians and we don’t keep kosher.

Anything else? I can’t think of anything else.

Access to a shit-load of books, Netfix, Hulu+, Amazon Prime, Xbox 360s, TiVos, Rokus, Cable, PS3, and guaranteed a computer. And if you need extra money, we are ALSO in need of someone to help sell things on eBay!

theahole:

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siberianchan:

thegrimshapeofyoursmile:

badromancenovelquotes:

the-pizza-unicorn:

badromancenovelquotes:

We just bought a LOT of books.

I would buy them all.

Sorry, they’re already ours. :-P

Holy shit.

Elli, we need to travel to the U.S. and take up residence at Uncle Walters’ and The Girls’ place. Group travel. Big group.

Listen, if you’ll help clean the house, you can live here for free, eat our food, and read all our books. The trouble is getting someone in the door who won’t run screaming at the mess.

I totally would, but I’m like so fucked up I’d have to scoot around the floor on my butt to run the vacuum and I can’t sweep or mop.  Also picking things up is limited.

Dammit.

That’s basically the reason the house is such a mess. I’m just physically not able to do a lot, and UW just plain doesn’t have the TIME. The Girl does laundry and dishes. The Boy does some things, but mostly makes a mess.

siberianchan:

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colettecapricious:

badromancenovelquotes:

siberianchan:

thegrimshapeofyoursmile:

badromancenovelquotes:

the-pizza-unicorn:

badromancenovelquotes:

We just bought a LOT of books.

I would buy them all.

Sorry, they’re already ours. :-P

Holy shit.

Elli, we need to travel to the U.S. and take up residence at Uncle Walters’ and The Girls’ place. Group travel. Big group.

Listen, if you’ll help clean the house, you can live here for free, eat our food, and read all our books. The trouble is getting someone in the door who won’t run screaming at the mess.

Don’t tempt me. :)

Listen, my house is a fucking pigsty. Anyone willing and able to help keep it clean is welcome to share in anything of mine.

Uncle Walter and I are both really good in bed, and not overly picky.

You got me at “food” and “books” and I think you only ask for someone who’ll help cleaning (which I am scaringly effective at, once I get into the swing).

… anything else is optional?

Oh, yeah, I was just throwing that as a possible incentive. :-P

But really, we’d just be happy to have the fucking house clean. UW does a lot, but I can’t do much at all physically, and the kids do pull their weight a lot, but there’s just too much to do.

colettecapricious:

badromancenovelquotes:

siberianchan:

thegrimshapeofyoursmile:

badromancenovelquotes:

the-pizza-unicorn:

badromancenovelquotes:

We just bought a LOT of books.

I would buy them all.

Sorry, they’re already ours. :-P

Holy shit.

Elli, we need to travel to the U.S. and take up residence at Uncle Walters’ and The Girls’ place. Group travel. Big group.

Listen, if you’ll help clean the house, you can live here for free, eat our food, and read all our books. The trouble is getting someone in the door who won’t run screaming at the mess.

Don’t tempt me. :)

Listen, my house is a fucking pigsty. Anyone willing and able to help keep it clean is welcome to share in anything of mine.

Uncle Walter and I are both really good in bed, and not overly picky.